Guy du Vin - AF632

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While on our Antipodean vacation, the Guy du Vin Ministry of Marketing and Information Enhancement had time to reflect on how best to keep our readers entertained while making the repositioning of their hard earned cash from their pockets into ours as painless as possible.

We didn't think that the use of a few obviously deceptive marketing ploys would work.

Things have changed.

Now that we Americans have boldly embraced the post-factual age and seem intent on taking the rest of the world with us, readers of the Guy du Vin Newsletter can boldly disregard the things they know are true, begin to accept the things they thought were untrue and enter the Brave New World of Wine.

Guy du Vin is proud to announce that every wine on our website has scored 5000 points or more according to our new ACCU-WINE NEVA-RONG scoring system, painstakingly developed last Monday night over a bottle of Mango Lime MD 20/20 and a jar of Cheez Wiz. We now recognize the deficiency of independent judgment and its negative effect on productive marketing and our ability to pay for stuff we want such as Champagne, lavish meals, luxurious cars, exotic vacations and (for some of us) really fast women.

Guy du Vin - Scoring wine higher - because we can.

Guy du Vin
0224 SW Hamilton Street, Suite 100
Portland, OR 97239
Phone: 971.244.1596
Fax: 503.296.2651
Email: sales@guyduvin.com

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